400th Post! Apocalypse Warning

400th blog post!

Yesterday we weighed Rowan, and at 8 weeks he seems to be the weight of an average 4 month old child. Based on that data point we can assume his weight will double every 2 months, which means that some time around 2028 he will be around the same mass as the Moon.

Furthermore if he stays approximately the same size, by 2024 he will be around the same density as a neutron star. I don’t know if he’d collapse into a singularity under those conditions because that’s not my field, but I think it’s safe to say we have about 8 years to develop space flight and retreat to a safe distance


this is the face of your doom